When she sees the princess bed she will just understand that we have to have an open relationship...

It's a long title, to be sure. The sentiment isn't mine. But it is just one of those things that gets said in a restaurant, around a bar, that seems completely without justification. Someone will try. Someone will try to bring rational thought, will attempt to apply it to the thinking that magically conjured that sentence. It is a moment where I truly love my job. And it happens almost daily.

Cheers,

Ben